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The internet's least prescribed CONTAGIOUS CAT.

One cough. Nine lives. Zero health insurance. The cat that refuses to stay quiet has landed on-chain.

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Wide-eyed Coughing Cat with its mouth open
THE ORIGINAL
COUGH LORD
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Patient zero

Medically
questionable.

It started with one tiny cough. Then the timeline caught it.

Coughing Cat is the face you make when the chart turns green, the group chat gets loud, and common sense leaves the room. The roadmap? The cat ate it. What's left is a legendary face, a committed community, and a meme that won't stop spreading.

01Sudden urge to meow
02Uncontrollable meme sharing
03Saying “last buy” six times
Coughing Cat portrait hanging in a museum between famous paintings
Exhibit A A masterpiece in respiratory distress.

The cough spreads

Many lives.
One face.

From kindergarten to the moon, Coughing Cat is always in the room.

A classroom full of Coughing Cats
Class of '26
Coughing Cat dressed as a chef
Let him overcook
Coughing Cat relaxing in an office chair
This meeting could've been a meme
Coughing Cat holding onto a pole outside an airplane
Diamond paws, economy seat
Coughing Cat at a political rally
Make coughing loud again
Coughing Cat holding wine in space
Asked for the moon. Got thirsty.
A repeating pattern of Coughing Cat faces
It's everywhere

Live transmission

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cough spread.

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